Fresh & New 2012

Happy 2012 to all of our devoted Kitteh fans out there! We hope your transcendence into the new year came with lots of family nearby and plenty of NOMMIES!
Like most hardy Kittehs... we overindulged waaaaay too much, and are now on a strict ROBOFEEDER REGIMEN.  Gone are the sardine snackies, salmon treats, chicken tenders, and our fave... heaping licks of Chobani.
Madame Fang gave us some of her Kitteh herb tea called 'SlimCats' which she hopes will assist in our effurrt to cleanse our evfur bulging tummies.  Mom's been workin some major overtime at our Zen Garden Litterbox as a direct result.
Our new AmarKat Kitteh climbing tree has been so much fun since we now OWN the top of the armoire.  From this vantage point, we can RULE over all who enter our KINGDOM.  That being said... Mom and Papa cannot reach us when we've been BAD KITTEHS!  A very good place to be!
After so much OVERindulgence we thought it's time to CENTER our KITTEH CHI' with a furesh start of mindful body and spirit... taking paws to work a daily PURRLATES routine... and think healthful KITTEH thoughts.  "ooohhmm....YOU GONNA EAT DAT?"

Take time fur some Purrlates.

Busy Kittehs

Seasons Greetings Furiends.
It was brought to our attention, that we hadn't posted anything in a furry long time.  The truth be known is that we were up to our Paws in paper, glue, glitter and clay, creating gifts fur this Holiday Season.
There is something so furry special about a sweet PAW CREATED GIFT made with tender loving care.
We've been known to leave many "GIFTS" fur Mom and Papa... usually on the carpet or trailing out of our  Zen Garden Glitter Box, but fur some reason, they don't seem to appurreciate the "HOME MADE" qualities of our creations.  Let it be known that a really GOOD FUR BALL is quite challenging to COUGH UP!  We're guessing that our nice "GIFTS" can be somewhat subjective to the recipient.  So it's no wonder that Mom frowns at our spontaneously generous KITTEH GESTURES.
It's the 'THOUGHT' that counts... so say's the wise MADAME FANG... So we 'THINK' we'll just leave a nice THOUGHTFUL REGURGITATED GIFT on the fureshly cleaned carpet, following our hearty SNACK'A'ROO on MOM'S PRIZE POINSETTIA!

Wishing you all a very
MEOWY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY HANUKKAH!

Rockefeller Center Kitteh Christmas

Pawsing fur the Hanukkah Lights

Kitteh's 9-9-9 Agenda

It occurred to us as we awoke from a refureshingly long nap that our lives as we know it already qualify fur a 9-9-9 solution.  Since our daily average nap time hovers around 9 hours per session... that furfills the first qualification.  Then there is, of course our designated standard '9 lives' upon which we rely on daily to survive the infinite perils of Kitteh antagonizers... Such imminent threats as the neighbors dog, or a toppled vase, can quickly expend one of our 9 lives... but then there's the dreaded VACUUM CLEANER which has been known to suck several lives from an unprepared Kitteh's soul.  Fortunately... with time... new lives can be recouped and reserved fur later use.
The final '9', in our case, is our designated 24 hour DISPENSATION of KIBBLE as programmed by our nemesis... the abominable ROBOFEEDER, which dispenses our 9 measly portions a day.
Never mind that it has been known many times to dispense an EMPTY portion... which is a flagrant VIOLATION OF OUR KIBBLE RIGHTS!  Despite this occurrence we've decided that a 9-9-9 solution fur us Kittehs is doing our part to bring NEUTRALITY to an already volatile situation.  Until then... it's time fur another 9 hour nap session.

Another 9 Hour Nap Session

IMMORTALIZED IN FUR

(Tony) I am such an AWESOME KITTEH that Mom made a 'soft sculpture' of me using the FUR that she collected from my latest grooming.  Now one could say that my Mom has waaaaay too much time on her hands that could be better spent on helping to SAVE THE WORLD or something like that... but I think she cannot help herself.  When the need to 'create' takes hold she gets into a furrenzy and voila!... INSTANT KITTEH ART!  What better subject than MOI!

Awesome KITTEH Portrait!

Tony VS Puff The Magic Dragon

After a long stint in Kitteh Jail, I (Tony) was finally given a furlough fur a few days to build up my self confidence.  I did the usual patrols around the available spaces which I am allotted.  Three of the available rooms were deemed 'OFF LIMITS' as noted by their closed doors.  Since I had made my purresence known earlier in those three rooms with a Tail Shakin 'SPRITZ' or two... freedom to roam with impunity has put the purrverbial 'damper' on my Kitteh Style.
As I roamed the corners of my favorite haunt... the 'dining room'... I came upon a mysterious APPARATUS which BECKONED my curiosity.  It appeared somewhat DRACONIAN.  That purrticular corner was my favorite place to 'TAG', so I strutted right up to it... ready to Fire a healthy SPRITZ, and OH MY COD!... I got the furight of my FELINE FUR!  I hit the ground runnin, knowing all too well that today was not my day to Slay any Dragons.
Mom is still hoping that 'ole' Puff the Magic Dragon will cure me of my incessant need to 'TAG' in the recessed corners of our home... furankly... I'm not quite sure why I do it either.  All the experts say that I'm an 'insecure' Kitteh... but I believe that I'm just trying to DOMINATE the SITUATION.  Today it was Puff The Magic Dragon (1)... Tony (0)... 'Tomorrow'... however... may be the day for me to EVEN THE SCORE.

Puff The Magic Dragon Scores A Win!

Grateful Kittehs

A quick Meow-out Thank You to: nitecruzr and remoonline from the Blogger forum help.  We're grateful for all the help we can meowuster.  We Kittehs can be rather 'dim' when it comes to all this technical know how... or in our case... 'Not much' know how.
Aside from our lack of 'thumbs', our paws can get in our own way... along with our Furry brains.
We'll get to the bottom of our Blogger issues, once we've had our 16 hours of napping in the south sunpuddle, or when we've mowed down the fresh CatNip in the east window.  Our nine lives are fur too short to furett about technical difficulties.  We'll shake it off with some relaxing Kitteh Tai Chi.

Tai Chi for Kitteh stress relief.

Kitteh Discovery!

Now that we've CLAWED THE EYES OUT of every plush toy in our basket... we've come to the realization that our Blogger DID create a 'link'... DUH!   Only that 'link' can only be accessed by clicking on the 'CAPTION' underneath our picture.  Why this has happened... only the Blogger Gods can understand... because WE sure don't!  Okay... so we're NOT the most TECH SAVVY Kittehs... but at least we're still AWESOME, PROUD KITTEHS!!!