There are many ways in which to earn 'Mousy Points' during this month of Hummingbird Hearts, Chocolate Mice, and those special Meowtinis. Start with lots of head butts, shin rubs and shoe worshiping... and not to be furgotten... be extra neat and tidy in your Zen garden litter box... that is be sure to 'disengage your load fully' before exiting. Tootsie rolls are NEVER a big favorite gift to leave. That is considered 'cheap' and 'unsophisticated'. We also always offur up plenty of Kitteh massages using the heel of our paws to give maximum deep tissue relief. Extra points can be earned when focusing on the uppurr back and neck areas.
All of this Kitteh butt kissing should result in a steady stream of spectacular treats, high tech Kitteh toys, and a new crop of Catnip spiked with salmon oil essence.
Happy Valentine's Day! Love Your Kittehs! |
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