Secret Indulgences

SSSSHHHHHH! Don't tell any kitteh... but we have a big secret that we've been hidin.  We've been breaking into the pantry and sneakin some SPAM LITE.  First we lap up the juice, then we nosh on the meaty parts all around the edges.  In the wee hours of the morning... we fire up the RICE COOKER when Mom and Papa are in the REM ZONE and make our selves some SPAM MUSUBI.  A little 'seaweed', rice, and furesh SPAM... furied up and we're quickly transported into the Carnifurous Kitteh Zone!  Oh how "We love the smell of SPAM in the morning!" Throw in some furesh Catnip, Kitteh greens, and we got a breakfast that would make a Kitteh's tail spin.
Mom knows about our big secret... but purrtends not to.  She even leaves the furying pan out fur our convenience.
Evfurry Kitteh has a secret... some of which linger in the recesses of their territory.  It's what makes a Kitteh so inscrutably mysterious.

MMM...