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We're a couple of AWESOME KITTEHS that leave a 'PAW PRINT' in each of our wild & crazy adventures. FOLLOW US & look for our PAWESOME MARK !

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Orange & Black Are Back!

Hello again to all our kitteh loving fans!  We've been hibernating since May since our 'staff' has been having so called 'writer's block', which we find very suspicious.  She blames it on the yappy dog next door... spoiling her creative sensibilities.  We say NONSENSE! We're taking over this gig once and fur all!
We've been learning to type despite the absence of 'opposable' thumbs, and have become quite adept at both 'hunting & pawing' the keybird as well as 'texting'.  Learning something new is our latest game, and we say just in time fur this month where Orange (Tony) my purrsonal favorite color and Black rule the season.  Even the San Francisco Giants are 'on board'! ... Okay so they were here first ... Whatever...
This Halloween season has inspired us to take on a 'stealthy' more mysterious ideology.  Expanding our spiritual connections to meditation and martial arts, our traditional Shinobi Shozoko (Ninja Uniform) has become like our second Fur.  We're purrparing to take on any enemy in the darkness of night, and that 'yappy' dog next door may be our furst conquest!  Purrhaps the marauding, fig nabbing, hole digging squirrels should be next!
In the mean time, we'll continue to hone our keybird skills and covert methods of combat.  As mercenaries we shall observe strict rules of honor and if need be ... high tail it to safety under the bed.
We may be Stealth Ninja Warriors by night ... but by day ... we're still a couple of Scaredy Cats!

Kittehs Texting & Tweeting!
Shhhhhh ...Ninja Kittehs... Ninja-ing...

Wednesday, May 30, 2012


Ahhh, it seems that Summer is finally upon us Kittehs.  Streaming through the windows are enormous glowing sun puddles where we can bask in their glorious warmth and healing energy.  Time to shake out our furry bedding and opt for the 'nubby' berber carpet to drag our itchy bellies across.  A Kitteh's life doesn't get any better than this!
We feel refureshed, and enlightened evfur since Mom read the new book by our hero 'Cat Daddy', Jackson Galaxy.  Inspired by his teachings, Mom has made great strides in helping us Kittehs to gain self confidence by ramping up our Kitteh Mojo.  We've risen to great heights... litterally, thanks to our Armarkat tree which extends our patrols higher than we could imagine.  No longer does our nemesis... the dreaded vacuum cleaner furreak us out.  The 'Cat Daddy' has great tips in his book fur all sorts of Kitteh 'Issues', and believe us... we've experienced just about evfury one. 
With our new found Mojo, we Kittehs have found tranquility in the Zen Zone...
Strike a yoga pose and harmonious Chi' will envelope us with the essence of soothing jowel scritches and dreams of Fancy Feast.  NAMASTE KITTEHS

The Zen Zone

Jackson Galaxy Our Purrsonal Hero!

Thursday, April 5, 2012


It took us a while to recover from our SPAM LITE bender, but WE'RE BACK!

We've been asked to 'Fill-in' fur our old crony PETE COTTONTAIL.  Turns out he's come down with a serious case of the 'hoptrotts'... we won't elaborate, that would be T.M.I.
Ole Pete gave us a lengthy list of Easter treats and tricked out hiding places along with a wheel barrel full of colored eggs. With the assistance of our associate, Uggi Duckling, we managed to hide all of our egg allotment in record time. They don't call us 'THE KITTEH EGGSPRESS' for nothing!
Somehow I (Tony) drew the short straw, and was anointed with 'BUNNY EARDOM'.  I found that if I cocked my ears just right, I could actually get NPR over the airwaves.
Even though Pete was supervising from his grassy perch, we could tell that he was grateful for our help. Hidden amongst the tulips and daffodils we found a hefty 'stash' of our fave Salmon & Tuna Noms and some 'street grade' quality Catnip. Ole Pete ultimately knows how to deliver!
After our momentous delivery stint, we came across some eggcellent examples of 'Easter BunnyDom'.  What better way to say Happy Easter than with an awesome card and some sweet treats.

By Betty Matsumoto-Schuch
Humor card: Happy Easter From the Cat Card Card
By Nikki Cutro

Animals / Pets card: Easter Critters Card
By Olivia

Big Eared Cat Happy Easter Greeting Card
By Tamara Dawn Adams

Monday, February 20, 2012

Secret Indulgences

SSSSHHHHHH! Don't tell any kitteh... but we have a big secret that we've been hidin.  We've been breaking into the pantry and sneakin some SPAM LITE.  First we lap up the juice, then we nosh on the meaty parts all around the edges.  In the wee hours of the morning... we fire up the RICE COOKER when Mom and Papa are in the REM ZONE and make our selves some SPAM MUSUBI.  A little 'seaweed', rice, and furesh SPAM... furied up and we're quickly transported into the Carnifurous Kitteh Zone!  Oh how "We love the smell of SPAM in the morning!" Throw in some furesh Catnip, Kitteh greens, and we got a breakfast that would make a Kitteh's tail spin.
Mom knows about our big secret... but purrtends not to.  She even leaves the furying pan out fur our convenience.
Evfurry Kitteh has a secret... some of which linger in the recesses of their territory.  It's what makes a Kitteh so inscrutably mysterious.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Heart Your Kittehs

Next week is one of our favorite holidays of the year. We find that we get loads of extra hugs and nommies on Valentine's Day... as should be the case evfuryday. As Cupid's day draws near, we kittehs have noticed more salmon and tuna tidbits making their way to our tummies via Mom's 'weak pushover' streak.  We've learned how to BEG with DIGNITY... but if you believe that... then we've got some KITTEH SWAMPLAND to sell you.  There is no shame in 'yowling' for noms, just as there is no shame in a 16 hour nap!  We kittehs earn evfury treat that hits the floor.  We live by the '2 Second Rule'... who ever gets the treat in 2 seconds... RULES.
There are many ways in which to earn 'Mousy Points' during this month of Hummingbird Hearts, Chocolate Mice, and those special Meowtinis.  Start with lots of head butts, shin rubs and shoe worshiping... and not to be furgotten... be extra neat and tidy in your Zen garden litter box... that is be sure to 'disengage your load fully' before exiting. Tootsie rolls are NEVER a big favorite gift to leave.  That is considered 'cheap' and 'unsophisticated'.   We also always offur up plenty of Kitteh massages using the heel of our paws to give maximum deep tissue relief.  Extra points can be earned when focusing on the uppurr back and neck areas.
All of this Kitteh butt kissing should result in a steady stream of spectacular treats, high tech Kitteh toys, and a new crop of Catnip spiked with salmon oil essence.
Happy Valentine's Day!  Love Your Kittehs!
For those who believe Valentine's Day is only for humans... just remember... your Kitteh has already put in a web order of Chicken liver treats and fresh Catnip Kiss balls.... You just don't know it yet.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Fresh & New 2012

Happy 2012 to all of our devoted Kitteh fans out there! We hope your transcendence into the new year came with lots of family nearby and plenty of NOMMIES!
Like most hardy Kittehs... we overindulged waaaaay too much, and are now on a strict ROBOFEEDER REGIMEN.  Gone are the sardine snackies, salmon treats, chicken tenders, and our fave... heaping licks of Chobani.
Madame Fang gave us some of her Kitteh herb tea called 'SlimCats' which she hopes will assist in our effurrt to cleanse our evfur bulging tummies.  Mom's been workin some major overtime at our Zen Garden Litterbox as a direct result.
Our new AmarKat Kitteh climbing tree has been so much fun since we now OWN the top of the armoire.  From this vantage point, we can RULE over all who enter our KINGDOM.  That being said... Mom and Papa cannot reach us when we've been BAD KITTEHS!  A very good place to be!
After so much OVERindulgence we thought it's time to CENTER our KITTEH CHI' with a furesh start of mindful body and spirit... taking paws to work a daily PURRLATES routine... and think healthful KITTEH thoughts.  "ooohhmm....YOU GONNA EAT DAT?"
Take time fur some Purrlates.